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Trumbull High class of 2018

Marching Band Clarinetist

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shinycaterpie:

#131 Lapras

koishu:

swoobats are the best

koishu:

swoobats are the best

twibbyxv666:

setphaserstojingle:

hebbycakes:

hiddleshabanera:

geekishchic:

lokean-nomad:

dicktoothick:

badgerofshambles:

mrslovett93:

masc0tforfuckups:

onlylolgifs:

Octopus changes colour outside the water

It looks like it’s dying

OH GOD. THAT’S SO FUCKING SCARY.

Waaaaait whoa. Guys. He’s also changing the texture of his skin, along with attempting to match the tone of the ship’s(?) floor.
HE’S TRYING TO BLEND IN.
HE KNOWS HE’S IN DANGER AND HE’S SCARED AND DOESN’T WANT TO BE SEEN.
SHHHHH NO BABY OCTOPUS COME HERE IT’S OKAY <3

We literally have a shape shifting animal with the best camouflage mechanism in nature and nobody thinks that’s the coolest shit like what the fuck we could learn so much from it’s biology everyone needs to get outta my face cause this creature is metal as fuck

There’s one better than this. It’s the cuttlefish. (I watch a lot of animal documentaries, okay?)

No but you have to post a gif of the cuttlefish now. Animal shows are the best shows because nature



the ninjas of the sea


y’all see this motherfucker right here?
this is the Indonesian Mimic Octopus.

This cool little guy can mimic a crab, lionfish, sea snake, flatfish, and jellyfish. He uses these amazing disguise techniques to avoid and deter predators, and also to attract possible meals.

he is the sneakiest ninja of the sea

Motherfucking titties!

twibbyxv666:

setphaserstojingle:

hebbycakes:

hiddleshabanera:

geekishchic:

lokean-nomad:

dicktoothick:

badgerofshambles:

mrslovett93:

masc0tforfuckups:

onlylolgifs:

Octopus changes colour outside the water

It looks like it’s dying

OH GOD. THAT’S SO FUCKING SCARY.

Waaaaait whoa. Guys. He’s also changing the texture of his skin, along with attempting to match the tone of the ship’s(?) floor.

HE’S TRYING TO BLEND IN.

HE KNOWS HE’S IN DANGER AND HE’S SCARED AND DOESN’T WANT TO BE SEEN.

SHHHHH NO BABY OCTOPUS COME HERE IT’S OKAY <3

We literally have a shape shifting animal with the best camouflage mechanism in nature and nobody thinks that’s the coolest shit like what the fuck we could learn so much from it’s biology everyone needs to get outta my face cause this creature is metal as fuck

There’s one better than this. It’s the cuttlefish. (I watch a lot of animal documentaries, okay?)

No but you have to post a gif of the cuttlefish now. Animal shows are the best shows because nature

image

the ninjas of the sea

image

y’all see this motherfucker right here?

this is the Indonesian Mimic Octopus.

image

This cool little guy can mimic a crab, lionfish, sea snake, flatfish, and jellyfish. He uses these amazing disguise techniques to avoid and deter predators, and also to attract possible meals.

image

he is the sneakiest ninja of the sea

Motherfucking titties!

queengohma:

when ur scrolling on tumblr and porn randomly shows up on ur dashimage

My adventures with Super Smash Bros

  #pokemon    #pikachu    #video    #Nintendo    #super smash bros    #super smash bros 4    #3ds    #wii u  

rofljay:

I’m glad they kept the most important thing that was in Brawl.

In fact, they improved it.

torch-dick:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

oni-onii-chan:

friendly reminder that pokemon number 420, cherubi, is a grass type

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look at that little berry he’s high as fuck

420 blaziken

That’s MY line

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

jadionx:

Once during a game, a cheerleader was talking with our drum major. This was their conversation.
Cheerleader: How do I make the band go HUT?
DM: You just say Band Ten Hut.
CL: Okay.
She starts to say it.
DM: don’t say it loud cause they will do it.
CL: Okay. BAND TEN HUT!
Band: HUT!!!
The cheerleader look at our DM with a look of complete terror.
DM: I told you so.

Me: *gets out of casket and walks out of own funeral*
Family and friends: "Where are you going?"
Me: "I have band."

Marching band problems: grass fields

  #marching band    #grass field    #turf    #marching band problems